even though i'm opposed to the idea of wearing a wig... i think it would be really lovely if i started sporting an afro. i could walk around with a hairpick in it and fluff it occasionally. that would be hot, no?

i would like to share with you a list that my fiance whipped up for me after i sent him a smart ass email:


ALLY'S CANCER ENGLISH:
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>1. Yes = Yes, but get me a frickin' popsicle while you're up.
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>2. No = You're a moron, and I have cancer.
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>3. Maybe = What the hell are you asking me for? I have CANCER!
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>4. We need = Get me some better cookies because a girl in my condition can't sustain herself on those crappy merengue turds.
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>5. I am sorry = You should really feel like an ass for arguing w/ a girl w/ cancer.
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>6. We need to talk = We need to talk about your fartillitos and how it affects my treatment protocol.
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>7. Sure, go ahead = Why do I care? I'm taking EPO to boost my red blood cells and I'll be able to kick your skinny ass in a month or so.
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>8. Do what you want = Do what you want, but bring me another flippin' popsicle or don't bother coming back.
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>9. I am not upset = It's not you, it's the cancer that makes me throw-up.
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>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = You're blocking the TV, can you do something w/ that?